alwayswatching-neversleeping
"Spirit, have you shaved that dreadful abomination off your face yet?"


redhotscythe:

alwayswatching-neversleeping:

redhotscythe:

"Don’t be rude! I rather like it and Egyn said I look hot with it on." He stroked his odd looking face nest absently. 

 

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"The very fact that a demon king of Hell likes it should be a fairly glaring indication that there is something fundamentally unwholesome about that beard!”

"Now that you mention it I have had the urge to murder people and devour helpless souls since this thing grew on me. That’s odd.." 

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"That’s my husband’s job, thank you very much. Now go shave."




alwayswatching-neversleeping
"Spirit, have you shaved that dreadful abomination off your face yet?"


redhotscythe:

alwayswatching-neversleeping:

redhotscythe:

alwayswatching-neversleeping:

redhotscythe:

"Don’t be rude! I rather like it and Egyn said I look hot with it on." He stroked his odd looking face nest absently. 

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"AHHHHH! STAY BACK! Keep it away from me!"

"Everyone loves it! You find me ONE PERSON that doesn’t like my new facial attachment!" He huffed, folding his arms across his chest.

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"YOU’RE LOOKING AT HER!"

"That’s just one person! One OTHER person that doesn’t like my beard! Who couldn’t like this?! I look so..dashing." He purred.

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"The very fact that a demon king of Hell likes it should be a fairly glaring indication that there is something fundamentally unwholesome about that beard!”




alwayswatching-neversleeping
((Honesty Hour!)) "Minato, would you ever be interested in a threesome with me and Aigis?"


legendasalvatoris:

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           ”No thank you. For one, I’m not going to be one of the people you’ll turn to for your libido. I don’t look at you that way, sorry. Secondly, Aigis has a completely different body structure than you. There’s only one place she’s sensitive at, and even then it’s a little dangerous to go and mess it around.” Basically, he’s mortified at the idea. 

"I respect your decision, but I want you to know it’s not about using you to satisfy my libido. I would never engage in physical intimacy with someone I cared about for such a shallow reason. For me, sex is a way to grow closer to people who are important to me. I know not everyone sees it that way, and I understand if you have no desire to engage in sexual activity with me, but…I just don’t want you to think of me as some shallow harlot…"




alwayswatching-neversleeping
"Spirit, have you shaved that dreadful abomination off your face yet?"


redhotscythe:

alwayswatching-neversleeping:

redhotscythe:

"Don’t be rude! I rather like it and Egyn said I look hot with it on." He stroked his odd looking face nest absently. 

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"AHHHHH! STAY BACK! Keep it away from me!"

"Everyone loves it! You find me ONE PERSON that doesn’t like my new facial attachment!" He huffed, folding his arms across his chest.

"YOU’RE LOOKING AT HER!"




alwayswatching-neversleeping
"Spirit, have you shaved that dreadful abomination off your face yet?"


redhotscythe:

"Don’t be rude! I rather like it and Egyn said I look hot with it on." He stroked his odd looking face nest absently. 

"AHHHHH! STAY BACK! Keep it away from me!"



  • Me: WHYYYYYYYYY!!!?
  • Friend: Whoa dude what's wrong??
  • Me: Oh, sorry, I was just thinking about Rebellion Story.